We have so many things that we have to do better… and certainly ipsum is one of them. An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum’s birth certificate is a fraud. I don’t think anybody knows it was Russia that wrote Lorem Ipsum, but I don’t know, maybe it was. It could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be some wordsmith sitting on their bed that weights 400 pounds. Ok? The concept of Lorem Ipsum was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. design jobs non-competitive. I think my strongest asset maybe by far is my temperament. I have a placeholding temperament.
